Funny Search Terms

These are some interesting search terms that landed people on my site:

“has your girdle set off a metal detector” — Just that one time when I was packing some heat for a parent-teacher conference.  I tried to tell the school resource officer that it was a safety experiment.

“cps investigation over crumbs on the floor” — If that’s the least the CPS investigates in our home, then we’re doing well!

“flying purple poo monkey snatcher” — Milk a wha??  Yet, still, no one has landed here by searching “Milk a wha??”

“no good baby daddy” — And this isn’t the number one search term…why????

“not pc to say crumbsnatchers” — Ooops!


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