These are some interesting search terms that landed people on my site:
“has your girdle set off a metal detector” — Just that one time when I was packing some heat for a parent-teacher conference. I tried to tell the school resource officer that it was a safety experiment.
“cps investigation over crumbs on the floor” — If that’s the least the CPS investigates in our home, then we’re doing well!
“flying purple poo monkey snatcher” — Milk a wha?? Yet, still, no one has landed here by searching “Milk a wha??”
“no good baby daddy” — And this isn’t the number one search term…why????
“not pc to say crumbsnatchers” — Ooops!